{"product_id":"am-too-hot-weather-whinger-cap-🌸new-colours-🌺-copy","title":"\"The Sun's In Ma Eyes :(\" Weather Whinger Cap 🌤NEW DESIGN!🐝","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌸🌤🌿NEW WEATHER WHINGERS CAPS FOR SUMMER 2026🌱🐝🌺\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo you have an incredible talent for turning the most beautiful sunny day into a nightmare with your terrible attitude??\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo you moan all winter that it's cold and wet and then also moan all summer that it's hot and dry??\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo you have a to-your-bones inability to be happy, and the way you feel about the weather is just one manifestation of that??\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen u will love WEATHER WHINGERS CAPS. Show mother nature just how much you don't appreciate her or anything she does for you, AND show your friends, enemies, and lovers just how \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehow much of a moany wee cow you are through the medium of \u003cem\u003ecap\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeather Whingers will be available for pre-order all summer, for a wee breakdown of dates, have a nosey below.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePls note that all delivery dates are ESTIMATES, and that these are PRE-ORDERS, and won't be with you next day, I am not amazon, I am Kirsty xx\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌸MAY🌺\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRIDAY 8TH - pre-orders open\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRIDAY 15TH - first week's orders processed (round 0.5)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRIDAY 29TH - rest of the month's pre orders processed (round 1)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌤JUNE🐝\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRIDAY 5TH - round 0.5's orders posted out to u\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRIDAY 19TH - round 1's orders posted out to u\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRIDAY 26TH - June's orders processed (round 2)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌿JULY🌱\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRIDAY 17TH - round 2's orders posted out to u\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRIDAY 31ST - final orders for the summer processed (round 3), and pre-orders CLOSE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌸AUGUST🌺\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRIDAY 21ST - round 3 orders posted out to u xx\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese hats are made of sustainably sourced, 100% organic cotton, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ewith back fastenings made of recycled materials. Embroidery is done in the UK. No AI was used in the designing of these pieces, because I'm not a fucking loser.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌸🌤🌿\u003c\/span\u003eIMPORTANT PHRASES FOR BILINGUAL WHINGING IN THE SUNSHINE THIS SUMMER\u003cspan\u003e🌱🐝🌺\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTha a' ghrian nam shùilean :( \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e= the sun's in ma eyes :(\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTha mi ro bhlàth :( \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e= am too hot :(\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTha fiabhras-feòir orm :( \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e= I have hay fever :(\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"choirstaidhiona.jpeg","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":46747472756925,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":46747472789693,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":46747472822461,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0558\/7091\/4749\/files\/grian_post.png?v=1778086804","url":"https:\/\/choirstaidhiona.scot\/products\/am-too-hot-weather-whinger-cap-%f0%9f%8c%b8new-colours-%f0%9f%8c%ba-copy","provider":"choirstaidhiona.jpeg ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}