"The Sun's In Ma Eyes :(" Weather Whinger Cap 🌤NEW DESIGN!🐝

🌸🌤🌿NEW WEATHER WHINGERS CAPS FOR SUMMER 2026🌱🐝🌺

Do you have an incredible talent for turning the most beautiful sunny day into a nightmare with your terrible attitude??

Do you moan all winter that it's cold and wet and then also moan all summer that it's hot and dry??

Do you have a to-your-bones inability to be happy, and the way you feel about the weather is just one manifestation of that??

Then u will love WEATHER WHINGERS CAPS. Show mother nature just how much you don't appreciate her or anything she does for you, AND show your friends, enemies, and lovers just how how much of a moany wee cow you are through the medium of cap.

Weather Whingers will be available for pre-order all summer, for a wee breakdown of dates, have a nosey below.

Pls note that all delivery dates are ESTIMATES, and that these are PRE-ORDERS, and won't be with you next day, I am not amazon, I am Kirsty xx

🌸MAY🌺
FRIDAY 8TH - pre-orders open
FRIDAY 15TH - first week's orders processed (round 0.5)
FRIDAY 29TH - rest of the month's pre orders processed (round 1)

🌤JUNE🐝
FRIDAY 5TH - round 0.5's orders posted out to u
FRIDAY 19TH - round 1's orders posted out to u
FRIDAY 26TH - June's orders processed (round 2)

🌿JULY🌱
FRIDAY 17TH - round 2's orders posted out to u
FRIDAY 31ST - final orders for the summer processed (round 3), and pre-orders CLOSE.

🌸AUGUST🌺
FRIDAY 21ST - round 3 orders posted out to u xx

These hats are made of sustainably sourced, 100% organic cotton, with back fastenings made of recycled materials. Embroidery is done in the UK. No AI was used in the designing of these pieces, because I'm not a fucking loser.

🌸🌤🌿IMPORTANT PHRASES FOR BILINGUAL WHINGING IN THE SUNSHINE THIS SUMMER🌱🐝🌺

Tha a' ghrian nam shùilean :( = the sun's in ma eyes :(
Tha mi ro bhlàth :( = am too hot :(
Tha fiabhras-feòir orm :( = I have hay fever :(